#idek what to tag for this

[casmick-consequences]

if God didn't want people to be at least a little gay then she shouldn't have made flannel

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

[mara-phelion]

HELLO???

[wilsonmybeloved]

heard we were fiddlestanning

you know the drill..

(full image under cut)

[favroitecrime]

They’ve cut Gaza off from the world

[creulsummer]

You may kiss the bride.

Corpse Bride (2005) dir. Mike Johnson, Tim Burton

[ham1lton]

oh my god….i am fully invested in lewis being yn’s father on the grid and scaring off the drivers. he’s like jude is fine but have her home BY TEN and jude’s like wow your dad is strict

author’s note: are these getting tiring? i don’t wanna do them to death. i’ll take a little break from posting 🥰💕 this is the third mini smau in the dream girl universe <3

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yourusername: i was born in the right generation guys. i love this internet shit and megan thee stallion!!!!

tagged: @ judebellingham

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lewishamilton: can you come home. your cover isn’t half as good. he keeps barking and begging for treats?

-> yourusername: i heard he’s a nepo baby…. but you didn’t get that from me.

-> lewishamilton: i’m telling him.

-> yourusername: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😱

judebellingham: who’s the handsome guy in the second pic 😍

-> landonorris: me

-> yourusername: since when did you have afro hair? 😭

-> landonorris: since i found out you liked it.

-> yourusername: quit playing 😭😭😭😭

-> lewishamilton: culture vulture landonorris

-> landonorris: ????? 😭😭😭😭

user1: ur dress is so gorgeous!!!

user2: JUDEYN CONFIRMATION?

-> user3: misandry lost today 😔

alexandrasaintmleux: beautiful girl 🥰

-> yourusername: ily. keep flirting and i’m stealing you from charlie boy 😍

-> charles_leclerc: ???

user5: no roscoe pic??

-> yourusername: im sorry. i have failed you 😔

lewishamilton: also tell jude to have you back by thursday.

-> yourusername: hey best boss ever… so can i maybe have a trip extension 🤗🥰

-> lewishamilton: 🙄🙄🙄🙄 have another week. that’s it.

-> yourusername: YAY!!!! i’ll bring back those vegan treats u like 😍🥰

-> lewishamilton: 🙄💕

-> user4: wish me and my boss were like this fr

landonorris: yourusername have you been fired yet?

-> yourusername: not yet. i’ve only been fired twice this week!!! a new record!!!

-> landonorris: i’d never fire you fr. join the winning team.

-> judebellingham: one win doesn’t make you the winning team mate.

-> lewishamilton: 😂😂😂😂

[phibsies]

i had a thought yesterday morning guys.. love these two

[kosherkept]

it is so so so jarring meeting a gentile named like Rachel who introduces you to her children David and Levi and her husband Noah who also like... goes to church. or just generally doesnt realize how stereotypically jewish their whole family sounds. especially when half the time they hate jews

like imagine a white christian family naming their children fatima and mohammed or something. kinda weird right? youd never see that happen, because it makes no sense for them to name their children names from a culture (arab or muslim or what have you) that they don't belong to, at the very least without facing criticism. but it happens every single day with jewish people and jewish names and jewish everything bc jews arent allowed to have anything to themselves

trying to imagine an american (or even western in general tbh) society where all remnants of stolen judaism are removed is practically impossible because everything down to baby names are jewish and people dont even know it. its just so strange to think of

[fittlebottom]

i live in America so this is how I cope

[slightlyplant]

his father’s son

[hypnagogics]

source of inspo/vibes. currently thinking about being in a club with ellie, or no, meeting her in a club on the dance floor.

this nameless stranger strides over to you, while you're feeling yourself as the strobe lights shine, the music's vibrations echoing through the air, shaking the floor. sweaty bodies smushed together, the air stuffy and suffocating, so thick you could hold it in your palm. a space clears in the crowd, and you feel two hands land on your hips, and upon glancing down you're met with gleaming rings and tattooed slender digits, the stranger's front bumping against your swaying ass.

turning around to look, your jaw almost drops to the core of the earth. taking in her features, the wispy strands of copper locks, petite pink lip taken between her teeth, emerald eyes blazing with something you couldn't name, staring directly into your soul. this eye contact feels like nothing you've ever experienced before, a wordless attraction passing between two souls, telepathically communicating the desire. you feel her grip on your hips tighten, and you grind back against her harder.

she leans forward, her chest pressing against your back, velvety smooth voice tickling your ear with a small grunts escaping her lips. the coil of want grows inside you, and you take it upon yourself to grasp one of her hands, and manually move it to rest on your breast, giving permission to be felt up. and she takes the chance, shaky breaths haunting you, traveling straight to your burning core. she squeezes, and you lean your head back while she plays with your flesh.

now it's only the two of you in the hall, feeling the rhythm in your veins, the thumping of your hearts synching up the longer you dance together. it was so intimate, yet lewd, the way she was groping at you, but you would stay here forever if you could. she nips at your neck, suckling at the sensitive skin, coaxing needy shudders from you, your knees close to buckling completely, but you know she'd catch you.

you're struggling to hear the music over the rushing of blood in your ears, and the growing ache between your legs. so you turn harshly to face her, roughly grab her by the collar and tug so you're next to her ear, and whisper-yell your greatest wish, "bathroom."

[iid-smile]

rin would look so cute and silly with oversized black glasses... like you can't help but giggle at even a glimpse of it from the side, and every time he's so offended because he doesn't know what's funny???

they're always sliding down his nose because he never got them fitted, and he unintentionally looks like such a grandpa when he's looking over the top of the frame.

however, this is partially on purpose, because rin loves it whenever you adjust his glasses for him, getting real close and he can see every pretty detail of your face.

[notaplaceofhonour]

The Free Press talking about antisemitism: [Thoughtful And Nuanced But Powerful Criticism Of Antisemitism]

The Free Press the other 90% of the time: Are Democrats Who Call Trump Racist the Real Bigots? Is DEI An Existential Commie Threat to Democracy? 20 Reasons Every Single Leftwing Narrative Is Alarmist Blue Hair Hairy Feminist Pronouns In Bio Psycho Commie Bullshit

[sojutrait]

OKAY SO. my personal gameplay breakdown hehehe. part 1 of uhhh idk. this is very casual yall. N E WAYS this is veronica "ronnie" williams

at first she worked at hooters but she was making chump change so she became a dancer with her gworls (bc i didnt feel like making her new coworkers KJGHKGH)

then her and her bf had a big argument (i dont even remember what over) and then made up

now this is important, this her bff since middle school emilee. she's one of those friends who u lowkey know is fake but yk youre in too deep so u let it slide

she also occasionally babysits her dealer's daughter who i love very much (emilee is also dating said dealer but is cheating on him with both the strip club owner and his nephew but yall thats a whole other story)

and we will leave this last part off on spooky day YAHOIE

[cordyceptic]

PLEASE help. My mother called me in hysterics a few days ago because her cat wont eat or sleep. She was just barely able to afford to take him to the vet for antibiotics but she can't afford further tests or treatments for him. She has been sick and heartbroken for days and I am so badly worried for her. Please donate or boost this if you can, I am getting desperate here.

their gofundme is here